My foot hurts.


Yeah, I know that's a very interesting way to start a post. Whoopie. How exciting. Boy, I can hardly breathe with the excitement.


In the words of my sixth grade teacher, you can just smell the sarcasm.


What does sarcasm smell like, anyway? Like sweat? Or maybe rotten fruit? It'd be awful if it smelled like cleaning products. But what if it smells like strawberries and oranges? Hm, I know a guy who hates oranges cuz of the smell... I think it'd be cool if it smelled like olive oil. I actually like that smell...


Anyway. 
Last night, when I was turning in my chair, I had a foot under a leg of it. It's a swivel chair, so it has those five spokes or whatever, each with a wheel on the end. So I had a foot under one of those, and I turned, but I forgot that my weight would prevent the base of the chair from turning, and I scraped the top of my foot hard on the leg. It really hurt... It still hurts. It's almost been a day.  Why does it still hurt? I think there's a slight bruise on it.... My mother just laughed at me.


But it's not funny. It really, really hurts. T.T 




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A few days ago (heck, it could have been yesterday. I have a horrible sense of time) I watched a movie called 46 Billion Years of Love. I saw the poster, and I was like, "YES! BL!!!!!!" 


But it was extremely misleading. The only fanservice was from the poster and when they hugged, like, once. They replayed the scene a few times (heck, they replayed a lot of scenes a few times. More than a few.) but still.... Over all, it was an ok movie, but the fanservice ><


And it was confusing. I didn't get what was happening until the last third of the movie. It made me feel dumb.......... 


But from the poster and the description, I thought it was set in the 1930s, and two boys were convicted of murder, and ran away, met on a train (idk, but I felt like they were in a train in the poster) and found love <3 


But, no. It was set in modern times and about two boys who were jailed, and then one kills the other one. 


It made me feel very dumb.
And movies never made me feel dumb.


But then, I decided to try doing a screenplay about what I thought that movie was gonna be about, even though I was totally and completely wrong.... 


And my friend offered to make a manga of it when I'm done (though I kinda wanted to draw it myself...) and then we could send it to DMP (Digital Manga Publishing. They do a lot of yaoi) and have them publish it! Uwah~~~


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That's really it.
Sorry this post was so boring.